Yeeterprise™
Enterprise Ballistic Logistics · Since 2019
We throw it on the ground, so you don't have to.
Governed trajectories, audited impact, and a compliance engine that has prevented 84 things from being thrown. Ground truth, delivered.
- SOC 2 Type II
- Deploys in your cloud
- 84 protected classes
Live · 4,208,911 yeeted today
Playable · Yeet Run™
Try the discipline yourself.
Yeet the assets. Stamp the registry. Two calls, three hearts, escalating rush waves.
Yeet Run™ — a Yeeterprise original, playable right here in your browser.
Deployed across the most throwing-forward organizations
The discipline
Governed downward force, end to end.
Every throw runs the same regulated pipeline — modeled, forecast, certified, and screened against the registry. That distinction is the entire company.
Arc modeling
Every trajectory simulated before release. Improvised throwing is a terminable offense.
Apex forecast
Peak height and impact window predicted mid-flight to 99.2% accuracy. We know where it lands before you let go.
Ground-contact cert
A signed, immutable certificate the instant an object meets the ground — suitable for framing, admissible in court.
Registry screening
Every payload checked against 84 protected classes first. The cat, the baby, and the good china have never been thrown.
The Platform
One platform. Every trajectory.
From one throw to org-wide transformation, we govern what your team already did in the parking lot.
Trajectory Cloud™
Model, schedule, and audit every throw — arc previews, apex forecasting, and impact attestations.
Managed Yeeting
Certified operators throw so your people don't have to. Outsourced downward force, invoiced monthly.
Do-Not-Yeet Compliance
Policy engine that stops the wrong things from being thrown — rules, approvals, and chain of custody for the un-yeetable.
Field operations · Certified operators
Real people. Real downward force. Fully documented.
Trained, badged, bonded, and insured to throw on your behalf — from a stapler to a decommissioned server rack. Every throw modeled, attested, and filed before it lands.
Meet the operatorsYeetings™ — the meeting that lands
Video collaboration rebuilt on downward force. Hosts yeet everyone except the Do-Not-Yeet VIPs, and every call ends on time — we drop it.
The philosophy
Why yeet?
The object reaches the ground eventually — modeled, attested, and on purpose, or by accident. We make downward force a discipline, not a mood.
- Gravity is non-negotiable. You can't opt out — only govern it.
- The throw is honest. A slow set-down pretends you might not let go; a yeet commits.
- Restraint is the product. The discipline isn't throwing everything — it's proving what you refused to.
- Regret is optional. With modeling, attestation, and the registry, it stays at zero.
Some things must never be yeeted.
Protected, monitored, and escalated at the faintest hint of a throw — from four years of incident reports we do not discuss.
A sample of 84 enforced classes · Amendments filed quarterly, thrown never.
Customer voices
Throwing-forward teams, on the record.
We threw things in the parking lot for years. Now we throw them with a certificate.
Halcyon Freight
Trajectory Cloud blocked us from yeeting a cat we didn't know was in the box. I have no notes.
Cendrix
Our regret is finally auditable. It's zero, and now we can prove it to the board.
Northwind
Every testimonial is attested and thrown gently past Legal. Names withheld at the customer's request — or ours.
By the numbers
Recognized for keeping regret at zero.
A Leader in the Gartblorg Magic Trapezoid™ for Enterprise Ballistic Logistics — three years running.
Highest in Completeness of Throw and Ability to Ground.
Objects yeeted, all modeled and attested.
Ground-contact SLA across every plan.
Regret incidents, all-time. Auditable, and audited.
Moments in Yeetstory
Yeeting, in the news.
History retold as a series of throws, assessed by the only standard that matters: was it modeled, attested, regretted?
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Ready to throw it on the ground — responsibly?
Talk to a Trajectory Specialist about a pilot. Most prospects discover they've been yeeting wrong, at scale, for years.